I can vouch for myself.
I have taught old dogs a variety of tricks
and I know who let the dogs out.
I never wear a watch because time is always on my side.
Bigfoot tries to capture photos of me and
the Holy Grail is looking for me.
Roses stop to smell me.
Rome would have been built in a day if they had followed my blueprints correctly.
I’m allowed to talk about Fight Club.
My business cards says simply, “I’ll call you.”
I live vicariously through myself.
When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, I hear it.
Bear hugs are what I give bears.
The circus ran away to join me.
When owls ask “who?” the answer is always me.
